Dramatic Fact of The Day Is..

In Hong Kong, a woman whose husband cheats on her has the legal right to kill him, but she is ONLY allowed to use her bare hands!!!


**Roaring of the airplane's engines**


Lol. I'm on my WAY!!

Drama Diva of The Week Is...

First, Chris "Bam Bam" Brown gets a legal swat on the hiney and told by the halls of justice not to misbehave again. Yeah ok. Now the word is that Rihanna might possibly be an undercover carpet muncher!! (Smirking).WHAT?? Mhmm..You read what I said. Apparently this Barbadian beauty has a new ballad entitled "Te Amo". Y'all know that means I love you in espanol, right? Peep some of the lyrics to get a better feel:

Then she says te amo then she put her hand around me waist
I told her no,
She cries Te amo i told her im not gonna run away but let me go
My soul is crying, without asking why
I said te amo, wouldnt somebody tell me what she said
Dont it mean I love you
Think it means I love you
Dont it mean I love you
Te amo, te amo, shes scared to breathe
I hold her hand, i got no choice uhh
Pull me out on the beach, danced in the water, i start to leave
Shes begging me and asking why its over

Alrighty. There's your free sample. Honestly. What do y'all think? Do these lyrics really signify that she's ready to connect with the likes of:




ROSIE




ELLEN




WANDA

Or MAYBE even...

DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THIS?!!

What in the world? I didn't know that Jill and her fiancee Jon Roberts were now HISTORY??!! Say it isn't so!! Sigh. First her divorce from Lyzel and now this. I was really holding out high hopes for this relationship. Especially since she just had her love child back in the spring. She seems to be maitaining well. Keep walking tall Jill.

Songs That make me Shiver/Shake

It was late at night. I was on my cell chattin it up with this honey flavored specimen I met. While we were vibin on the telly, I heard this sexy sonnet coming from my television. Who IS this guy I thought. I took a gander at my boob tube and the name of the artist rang no bells. Didn't matter. This song was DEFINITELY becoming part of my private collection. Please show some love to my boy:




If you bob your head when you hear Jon B, I think you'll return the favor for this songster.
You can check this one out on his cd entitled: Tomi.

He Called Me A MILF!!!!!

No, I'm not flattered. It doesn't make me want to smile so wide so that you can see the Brooklyn and London bridges in my mouth. Hey, don't get me wrong. I can appreciate when a man can compliment me PROPERLY. I might even do the Cabbage Patch for a minute or two. But when he uses THIS term to describe me, he has become a page in my history book. For those who may not be familiar with what the letters stand for, let me help:
M-Mother
I -I would
L -Like to
F - F**k

MILF. Say this word. It sounds like a person trying to say MILK, but with a serious lisp(shaking my head).
It's derogatory. It implies that a man just wants to beat the stuffing up and then discard you once he gets full.


(Hey, I was bored that day).

Sorry. But I refuse to be placed into this category no doubt created by some horny neanderthal.

According to a poll, here are some truly memorable MILF'S:

HALLE BERRY(Duh)


ANGELINA JOLIE(No doubt)


DEMI MOORE(Queen Cougar)


NIA LONG(Classic beauty)


Ok. Did I miss anyone?

Songs That Make Me Shiver/Shake

This week's selection used to be my personal anthem(closing my eyes and breathing deep). At the time this song hit the airwaves, I was in a dead end relationship with a man who couldn't keep his eyes on just me. Didn't matter though. Even though he treated me like dried cow dung scattered over an open field, I still pledged my undying love and fidelity. In my humblest opinion, I feel like Syleena is preaching the same sermon in her song entitled:



This song can be found on her cd: Chapter 1: Love, Pain, and Forgiveness.

Rih Rih vs. Breezy: Round 1

LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! Today is it!! Chris "Bam-Bam" Brown is going up against his most intimidating contentender to date. At around 1:45 P.M.(Pacific Time) the bell will ring and Rihanna will more than likely come out swinging through her own testimony. Or will she? Is she going to tell the whole truth and nothing but? It has been reported through other gossip informants that C Breezy has his own hot and spicy twist to this media melodrama. Allegedly, there were photos of him taken after the scuffle that weren't made available to the press. According to his camp, Rih Rih got in a few good licks of her own. Things that make you say hmm.



I found some footage that was taken right before it was on and poppin. Take a peep y'all.



The judge knows that there will be a media feeding frenzy if he allows tv or livestream coverage in the courtroom. As a result, he has prohibted this. This arbitrator of justice is SO on my ish list!! Nosey peeps like me want to see!!!